damn it...
- Mom: you know that favorite song of yours?
- Me: which one?
- Mom: i'm sexy and i know it.
- Me: yeah, what about it?
- Mom: well here's one for you: I walk in your room and this is what i see, there's a condom on the floor and it's staring at me. i have a rage in my stomach and i'm not afraid to show it, show it, show it... you're grounded at you know it!
Sisters...
- Friend: Roses are red...
- Me: Violets are blue...
- Friend: I fucked your sister...
- Me: So you have herps too...
- Friend: ......
